JJII's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Zonic is gay]

Ugh, the animation and art are horrifict abominations of flash animation. (With the exception of when sonic was walking up to the machine, that rose to half-decent in quality.) The plot, oh my god the plot, the plot is just pointlessly crass and stupid for the sole purpose of being crass and stupid. The sound wavers between "meh" and "OH GOD MY EARS ARE GUSHING WITH BLOOD". Also, the "joke"s, (If you could even call them that.) are random, disgusting, crass, and unfunny in every stretch of the word.

So, 0.5/5 stars, and that is just for some of the better music and the animation on that one part where sonic walks up to the machine.

[Notch introducez breeding]

...

HOW THE HELL DID THIS PASS JUDGEMENT!

Tinyshark responds:

idk

[The Life In Minecraft]

MY EYES!

USE THE GOD DAMMED LINE TOOL! Oh look, a cloud in the background used the line tool. WHY THE HELL DID YOU PUT MORE EFFORT INTO THE CLOUDS THAN THE FOREGROUND!!! MY GOD, THE MUSIC! IT SOUND LIKE SOMEONE MELTED A NES!

[Bowser's Kingdom: Eps 8]

Awesome

HOLY F*** SUPER JEFF!!!

[NG Deathmatch 1(1/2)]

WTF?

Cool.
PS(Sarcasum)is everyone in this flash made patatochips and silly strring(Sarcasum)

[IMP episode 30]

YAY FOR ULTRAMEGAUBER QUALITY DROP!

Wow everything looks like barfaroni and cheese and for you thats saying something.
Please use the desinges from epsoids 21-29 the style from this one makes my eyes bleed.
Genric:99%
Graphics:1%
Funny:14%
Overall:I would sooner recomend IMP episode 1

[Ratbag & Furball]

ths like tom and jerry

BUT WITH EXPLOSHINS AND VOILINCE!!!

[Megaman - Rockin in paper]

LOL

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
giant had with fork of doom oh noes
and
evil oreo of doom!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sonic Glitched 2]

gggeeerrr...

ok... i hate this series becuse you kill/inyer tails
lets cont how many times tails died/got injerd:(8+6=14)ok so he got hurt/died 14 times thats way to many times.*ack*re*ack*

[Super Mario bros Z ep 1 (old series)]

cool

the whol sreisis awsome x 2