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Total Medals Earned: 476 (From 73 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 5,825 Points

Black Bit Ninja

Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/315 points)

Bit Student 5 Points

Checking out the game!

Bit Slasher 10 Points

Finishing Level 5

Bit Slayer 25 Points

Finishing level 15

Bit Swordman 25 Points

Finishing Level 10

Bit Slicer 50 Points

Finishing level 20

The Arcane 50 Points

Meet Mr Wizard

The BitMan 50 Points

Used the grappling hook successfully!

Bit Obliterator 100 Points

Finishing the entire game and killing all the red ninjas!

Cathode Raybots

Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/80 points)

Channel Flipper 5 Points

Defeat the Regular TV crew.

67 Deep Sixer 5 Points

Defeat the 67 Bots.

Bad Dude 5 Points

Defeat the Bad Dudes.

Butt Pincher 5 Points

Defeat the HUGE Jerks.

Castle Crusher 5 Points

Defeat the Castle Crashers.

Emotikiller 5 Points

Kill the NG Emotes.

Evil Slayer 5 Points

Defeat the Evil Bosses.

Gang Banger 5 Points

Defeat 10 random bosses.

Hate the Game 5 Points

Defeat the VG Legends.

Jerk Killer 5 Points

Defeat the Jerk Squad.

Killer of Legends 5 Points

Kill the legendary characters.

N00Binator 5 Points

Kill the N00bs.

Proletariat 5 Points

Defeat the Bourgeois.

Travisty 5 Points

Defeat the Travis Bots.

Troll 5 Points

Defeat the NG Folks.

Unpatriotic 5 Points

Defeat the Patriots.

D-Day Defender

Medals Earned: 1/14 (10/500 points)

First Blood 10 Points

Kill your first enemy.

Game Over 10 Points

Let history take its course.

Having a Blast 10 Points

Launch your first mortar strike.

Movie Fan 10 Points

Don't skip any of the in-game cutscenes.

Pacifist 10 Points

Die without killing a single enemy.

Cannon Fodder 25 Points

Kill 100 footsoldiers.

Collateral 25 Points

Take out least 5 enemies with one explosion.

FLAK Expert 25 Points

Shoot down 6 enemy airplanes.

Panzerschreck 25 Points

Destroy 6 tanks.

Getting the Hang of it 50 Points

Stay alive for 50 hours.

Hang in There 50 Points

Regain your health after nearly dying.

Massacre 50 Points

Destroy 500 enemies.

Get Out More 100 Points

Survive for 250 hours.

Master Tactician 100 Points

Chain 4 explosions.

Dadgame

Medals Earned: 7/16 (100/500 points)

Guardians 5 Points

Defeat the Footie Twins

Heavy Weapons 5 Points

Defeat Battbot

Monkey Biz 5 Points

Defeat Ootkey

Bad Transit 10 Points

Defeat TRN-1

Story Easy 25 Points

Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard

Story Normal 25 Points

Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard

WSW Tribute 25 Points

Defeat Final Weapon

Freeroes 25 Points

Get Secret Ending

Kaminari Ninja 25 Points

Defeat Raijinmaru

Patricide 25 Points

Defeat creator of Dadgame

Story Hard 25 Points

Beat Story Mode on Hard

Cheating Death 50 Points

Defeat Mecha-Death

Debugger 50 Points

Defeat Phantom

Presto! 50 Points

Beat Boss Battles on HARD

Tower Offender 50 Points

Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD

Dadgamer 100 Points

100% Completion

Deliver That Fulp

Medals Earned: 4/13 (35/155 points)

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Elf Story

Medals Earned: 31/44 (345/500 points)

Arrow Death 5 Points

You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!

Arrow To The Neck 5 Points

Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.

Arrow To The Stomach 5 Points

Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.

Baseball Bat 5 Points

You found the baseball bat!

Fanboy 5 Points

You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!

Giant Fist 5 Points

You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.

Got Battle Dagger 5 Points

The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!

Got Bombs 5 Points

You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!

Got Soul Bangle 5 Points

You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!

Got Steel Sword 5 Points

You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!

Got Wooden Sword 5 Points

The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!

Halfsies 5 Points

You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!

Impalation 5 Points

You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!

Skull 5 Points

You found the hidden skull!

Start 5 Points

Start the game... press the play button.

Beatdown 10 Points

You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...

Blue Flames 10 Points

You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.

Bombed 10 Points

You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!

Face Knifed 10 Points

You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.

Gobblo Dagger Kill 10 Points

Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!

Gobblo Wood Kill 10 Points

You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!

Goober 10 Points

You found the Goober action figurine!

Pissed Off Shopkeeper 10 Points

Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.

Spin Attack 10 Points

You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.

Squished 10 Points

The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"

Stabbered 10 Points

The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!

You Should Block 10 Points

Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....

Knife 25 Points

You found the knife!

Shrunken Head 25 Points

You found the magical shrunken head!

Game Won 50 Points

You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!

Ogre Destroyed 50 Points

You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!

Extra Kupo 5 Points

You've earned extra kupo!

Dagger To La Face 10 Points

You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!

Dead Bird 10 Points

You found the dead blue bird!

Electrocuted 10 Points

You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!

Fatal Error 10 Points

You found the only way to die in scene 1!

Gobblo Arrow Kill 10 Points

You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!

No Defense 10 Points

You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...

Rock Death 10 Points

You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!

Spinning Destruction 10 Points

You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!

Weak Defense 10 Points

Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....

Wheel Of Decimation 10 Points

Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.

Controller 25 Points

You found the video game controller!

Poop 25 Points

You found bird poop! Yay!

EMIT

Medals Earned: 10/32 (75/500 points)

Boss Assassin 5 Points

Beat a miniboss !

Boss Slained 5 Points

Beat your first boss !

Couple Screws 5 Points

Kill 10 Cyber Dino

Drill Twist 5 Points

Dodge 15 drills on stage 2

Enemy Down 5 Points

Kill 15 Troopers

Munition Shell 5 Points

Buy your first gun in the upgrade shop !

Remote Mines 5 Points

Kill the Miniboss of Stage 2

Victory 5 Points

Complete a stage and get your first medal.

Shiny Medal 10 Points

Get a Silver medal !

Fastest Gunner 25 Points

Max your Reload skill

Axe Particles 5 Points

Destroy 5 Axes while they're in mid-air

Car Parts 5 Points

Destroy 10 Turret Troopers

Cold Massacre 5 Points

Kill 10 Eskimo Hunter

Need More Ammo 5 Points

Buy 3 Guns in the upgrade shop !

Ship Abort 5 Points

Kill 10 Laser Beam Ship

Space Invaders 5 Points

Kill 10 Invaders on stage 4

Spider Food 5 Points

Kill 15 Spider Mines

Dead Blocks 10 Points

Kill the Miniboss of Stage 4

Frosty Worm 10 Points

Kill Stage 3's miniboss

Jurassic Hunter 10 Points

Kill Stage 2's boss

Worthy Stats 10 Points

Use 2 stats points or more in every Skill

Billionaire 25 Points

Max your Income skill

Boss Killer 25 Points

Beat 3 bosses !

Chemical Nuke 25 Points

Buy ALL Guns in the upgrade shop.

Double Jump 25 Points

Max your Jump skill

Full HP 25 Points

Max your Health skill

Gold Teeth 25 Points

Get a Gold Ribbon Medal !

Golden Eye 25 Points

Obtain the Golden Gun !

Golden Shower 25 Points

Get Gold Ribbons for all Stages !

Gun Powder 25 Points

Buy 5 Guns in the upgrade shop !

Max Level 25 Points

Get to Level 12

Boss Slayer 100 Points

Beat all 4 bosses and complete the game !

Foreign Creature 2

Medals Earned: 5/9 (150/375 points)

DOCTOR MURDER 5 Points

Kill 2 Doctors in the operating theater.

EVIL SINGER 10 Points

Infect singer in the backstage.

RAT INFECTION 10 Points

Infect poor rat.

CONQUER THE WORLD 25 Points

Complete the game.

Secret Medal ????? Points

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3 DOGS SPREAD 25 Points

Infect 3 dogs in bonus scene #1.

GUN SUICIDE 50 Points

Kill himself with a gun in bonus scene #2.

KNIFE SUICIDE 50 Points

Kill himself with a knife in bonus scene #2.

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Game Corp

Medals Earned: 5/10 (40/265 points)

Micromanagement 5 Points

Publish 2 Micro Games

Quite Interesting 5 Points

Complete the Tutorial

Owning the mid range 10 Points

Publish a game with 600 quality

The next level 10 Points

Move to Vancouver

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Best Seller 25 Points

Sell 5 million copies of a game

Now that's AAA! 25 Points

Publish a game with 6000 quality

Snowy around here 25 Points

Move to Montreal

Clean up! 100 Points

Win all the Awards in a year

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Help the Hero!

Medals Earned: 9/10 (65/115 points)

LEVEL1 5 Points

Beat Level1

LEVEL2 5 Points

Beat LEvel 2

LEVEL3 5 Points

Beat Level 3

LEVEL4 5 Points

Beat Level 4

LEVEL5 5 Points

Beat Level 5

LEVEL6 5 Points

Beat Level 6

LEVEL7 5 Points

Beat Level 7

LEVEL8 5 Points

Beat Level 8

LEVEL9 25 Points

Beat Level 9

CHALLENGE 50 Points

Last more than 150 seconds in challenge mode.